Prep the kale. Rinse, dry, and strip the leaves from the stems. Chop into bite-size pieces.
If using grains, warm them in a bowl so they’re ready.
Heat the pan. Add a tablespoon of olive oil to a large skillet over medium heat. When it shimmers, add minced garlic and cook for 30 seconds until fragrant.
Sauté the kale. Add kale, a pinch of salt, and a splash of water. Toss and cook 3–4 minutes, until wilted and bright green.
Finish with a squeeze of lemon and a pinch of black pepper.
Cook the eggs your way. Push kale to one side or use a second pan. Add a little more oil. Crack in the eggs and cook sunny-side up, over-easy, or scramble—whatever you like.
Season with salt and pepper.
Assemble the bowl. Add grains to the bottom (if using), top with kale, then slide the eggs over the greens.
Add toppings. Finish with avocado slices, cheese, red pepper flakes, seeds or nuts, and a few drops of hot sauce. Taste and adjust salt, pepper, and lemon.
Serve immediately. The yolk should be runny enough to coat the greens and grain for a velvety finish.